Work Force

TW: Talk of sexual assault

*Characters and situations are heightened or mix-matched or fabricated, yet, based on my own reality*

I’ve had a lot of odd jobs over the years and that hasn’t necessarily been great for me emotionally. My first job was at a call center in an asylum-looking building. It was grey and boxy and sat behind a Mexican restaurant that reeked of old tortillas. Getting off work was weird because the smell would make you feel both sick and hungry at the same time. I got the job through one of my closest friends and to this day she and I still joke about how traumatic of an experience it all was. I know that the sentiment of despair was shared by others because only about a week after being hired I spotted two bullet holes in the cement wall next to the front door. I found out later that afternoon through my crush Janique that someone in the night shift had put them there. The worker had either been written up or chewed out about something pertaining to the scripts we had to read, so, they shot two rounds at the building. I worked at that late-stage capitalism dream factory for over a year. While working there I was moved around quite a bit before they finally found the perfect account for me -- bilingual food stamps services. I was fifteen years old out here just fielding these high-stakes, real-world calls. Every day it was a different, yet, equally morbid scenario to deal with. Some days it was telling some family of 18 living in the middle of bum-fuck-nowhere, Missouri that they only have $10 for the last two weeks of the month. Other days it was figuring out how to deactivate a specific EBT card so that some pesky nephew or niece didn’t trade it for crack on Independence Avenue. Some days it was explaining to some sweet grandma that I have nothing to do with the amount of funds allocated on her card while she quietly weeps about how much her stomach hurts. I was fired from that job with 22.5 points to my name. Points are awarded to employees who are late, don’t follow the script, or leave without notice. I worked on and off as a tutor and I poorly shoveled horse shit at these stables one summer until I found the next more stable job. Unfortunately for me, through another acquaintance, I got that job. It was a job doing parking services for different events in Kansas City. That job rattled me emotionally for two different reasons. First, that parking job inflamed a lot of the substance abuse problems that I had for multiple years not acknowledged. The job was nauseatingly vacant of any real action for long stretches of time and I worked with two drug dealers, so, I naively did drugs more frequently than usual. Second, it was a dangerous job in ways that you wouldn’t at first imagine. Between all the drunk people at the events to moving massive equipment around to driving on the back of the trucks, your livelihood was sort of always at peril. I think I got to realize that pretty well when I heard the impact of some dude getting run over and killed after a football game. I closed that shift alone at 3 AM with no manager in sight. Granted the honor of putting away hundreds of pounds of orange plastic all by myself while I contemplated the sound of fan #1’s hip cracking on that F-150. I did that job for almost two years, then I moved on to two industries that are notorious for having tormented, badly behaved individuals: car sales and serving. They’re honorable jobs and it’s a way to make a living but, for some odd reason, they just turn the people who hold those positions into these ogre-ish court jesters. In contrast to the call center or even the parking place, I feel like I had less self-awareness and emotional control as a car salesman and a server. It’s strange I feel that way since I was younger when I held both those positions. Selling and serving are just such a charade in my mind. I can’t help but sadly laugh when I see a brand new car or a five-star restaurant. It’s hard to even talk about but it’s easier for me to emotionally process in comparison to the call center, the parking company, or the last job I held that really killed me: interpreting. I was and - sort of - still am a certified Spanish interpreter (although I haven’t done it in almost a year now). This meant that I worked in hospitals, courts, schools, nursing homes, parole officer meetings, sporting events, etc. For the most part, the job was straightforward and even easy at times. It wasn’t until this one court-ordered divorce therapy session that I felt like I had been marked for life. I had never done one of those sessions before but it sounded fine when I accepted it. It wasn’t at an actual court or with an officer present, so I thought it would be relaxed. I was wrong. I was not expecting to come face to face with some of the details and conflicts that I was privy to. It was a father, his son, a counselor, and myself all stuffed into a little room on the second floor of a church. The counselor wasted no time getting straight into things. He kicked off the session by asking both parties how they feel about the divorce. The dad didn’t really have much to say. He was calm and unassuming with the way he spoke his brand of Mexican Spanish. He just said that it was sad and that his ex-lover was mentally troubled and that she wasn’t to blame. The son, on the other hand, really laid it all out there. He could speak both English and Spanish but I was told to interpret what he was saying to his father. That was brutal for me because the son started his diatribe by calling his father a coward. He said that his father was just as responsible for the trauma that his mother inflicted on him by being a bystander to it all. The son explained how he was physically and mentally scarred by his mother’s abuse. He said that his mother would be physically violent through whatever recourse she had. She would hit him, pinch him, hit him with a belt, pull him by his hair, anything just to make him know through pain that he was making her unhappy. He added that she also delighted in mental violence. She joked about how fat and feminine his body was, she joked about how mentally weak he was, she laughed at how pathetic it was that he expected anything good to ever come of life, and she constantly threatened to leave the family whenever times got hard. He depicted all the truly horrible things that this woman had done and were just swept under the carpet by the father. The father once again didn’t have much to say. He just said he was sorry and that his son shouldn’t take it so to heart because his mother was mentally ill. He said to reminisce on the warm, loving moments the son did share with his mother. The son just shook his head and cried into his hands. I could barely make out what he was saying, but I was able to piece together the fact that he was molested by his mother’s father and that he could never forgive her or any of the blood within himself. He said he hated himself and that he had no self-esteem and that’s why he loved the pills. The crying started getting louder while he began to stomp on the ground with both feet. The son was 16 or 17, but all of a sudden he had become a toddler in front of all of us. It was all really hectic and happened so suddenly that I lost all air of professionality and forgot to interpret any of it. The counselor looked at me for an explanation and I just kinda stared back at him blankly. We were barely 15 minutes into this session but it felt like we had to wrap that shit up right then and there. The counselor could feel my thoughts but wouldn’t let me off the hook. He motioned with his head to make things right and bring some cohesion to the session. I brought cohesion to the session and proceeded to carry out my labor in the workplace. Then, it was all over and I listened to “Heavenly Father” by Isaiah Rashad as I drove home on I-70. 

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Flocked Pinchbeck

He’s obnoxious as hell but I have to love him in a way. I grew up with him in church and his dad is close friends with my dad. They’re coming over for dinner tonight. The guy loves to talk and - to his credit - he talks about important subjects. He does it with creativity and loves to make a joke. It’s just that he only talks about profound topics -- and that’s the problem. The problem is that nobody can bear only talking about matters that pertain to existentialism, biology, metaphysics, theology, philosophy, love, pain, and death. It’s too much and sometimes we just want to relax, turn on a movie featuring Vince Vaughn, throw over a comfortable blanket that your brother’s ex-fiance gave you, and gloss over a few hours of time without much energy expenditure. He does make up for it by sharing my sense of humor. His sense of humor alleviates those awkward moments we share whenever we both become cognizant of the fact that he’s touched the bottom of conversation through unadulterated explorative force. His sister and some of her friends had this joke that his life is the “Truman Show” and I half believe them. I half believe them because of how he’s able to paint his life into words. It's why he's a friend of sorts and why his sense of humor hits home with me. I’ve thought about it a great deal and the mystery is all but gone. He has an elaborate vocabulary and is able to depict the actions of himself and others through this cinematic lens. It’s attention-grabbing to an extent, but also makes you question how truly enlightening all of his character is. I think that he especially does a great job at putting himself in precarious situations - that’s all. After almost a decade of knowing him, I think that I’m comfortable putting it into those terms now. He acts aloof to a lot of his own characteristics and traits. For example, he has this look and demeanor that allows him to blend into any environment. It’s not as noteworthy as it sounds, however. It’s more like he has this determination to never be confused by any situation at all times. Think about that, kind of pathetic. He’s one of those people that never write speeches or prepare for interviews simply because of unbridled confidence. But still, I can’t deny, he’s able to blend in wonderfully into a lot of contexts and environments that most of us don’t have access to. He speaks multiple eastern European languages, has an aggressive physique (although he’s barely 5’6”), and somehow manages to keep the attention of attractive men (although he denies that any man or woman would ever find him sexy). These factors all come together and create a finished product that does seem to be controlled by TV producers. “The Truman Show” joke also stems from the fact that he puts himself in these extreme situations 95% of the time, as stated earlier. Like, one time he was working at this Subway and he made a connection with a guy in the MS-13. I guess that he started selling this guy his older sister’s Percocet prescription and they became pretty good acquaintances. One thing led to another and he ended up being the guest of honor at a couple of MS-13 barbecues and parties. Like, he was totally relaxed and working with them while going to some half-rate private catholic high school near North KC. Nobody would’ve ever suspected he lived that sort of life outside of his highly sheltered school. His MS-13 buddy was paralyzed in a drive-by our senior year and he stated that “he knew that shit would happen.” I guess he did sort of predict some of the events in his life -- especially romantic ones. For instance, he dated this guy who he heavily, heavily suspected was married. He dated this college teacher for close to a year and, you guessed it, the whole situation imploded horribly when the wife confronted both of them at a Chili’s in Winnetonka. Still, he acted so calmly while all of it happened. He just reminded us that a year prior he had already warned us that the whole situation would end in “phoenix chaos.” After a few months went by and it was all over and the dust had settled, we asked him why he stayed with him for so long while he knew all the bullshit going on behind the scenes. He just replied, “I wanted to see how far he was willing to go. There is something that makes me very happy in knowing that someone is lying to me while I know the truth. I’ll confront them about pieces of evidence that aren’t even pertinent while I keep the true dirt to myself. It’s a private play, and I’m both the playwright and audience.” Exactly, the dude creates these alternate worlds where he’s the rogue who always comes out the other end unscathed and just a little bit wiser but with less emotional capacity. When we were in high school and college it was like, “Oh, wow, he really does have crazy shit happening in his life, it’s almost like he can predict what’s going to happen. Why do these things happen to him?” Now it’s more like, “I bet he gets whatever it is that he truly wants, then, somehow, it ends up disappointing him, which makes us all laugh.” I can hear him and his dad upstairs taking off their boots as my dad takes their jackets. I go up to greet him and he asks, “Hey, dude, do you happen to know the VP at Lockton Companies?” I didn’t, so he continued, “well, I might be getting a pretty sweet job there after doing all that accounting freelance work for the last year.” He leans in a little, smirks, and says, “could be making close to 125k a year.” Before I can even congratulate him he asks me, “so do you know Tyler Chancellor? I’m pretty sure you went to school with him, so you should know him.” I reply that I do. He then says, “oh, well, I’ve been texting him and wanted to see what you know about him. I know he’s insanely hot and way out of my league but I thought you could help.” I look at him and I feel like someone has put an ice pick through my nerve endings. He’s become desire incarnate and I don’t know how I can stop myself from breaking my neck while going back down the stairs.

BDC

She told me to never work at a car dealership because everyone there does coke, has kids, and can't stop fucking. She recently moved to Las Vegas and I'm going to go visit her this weekend. She says that she's not doing very well. She says that she hasn't managed to do better than when we worked together at the car dealership. She means a lot to me and represents a big part of my romantic life. There is a feeling of naivety whenever she comes up that makes me feel alive. I like how I feel embarrassed and young and cringe because of her. She's apathetic about almost everything. The way she flirted with me and the way she handled those sales calls all had that same tone of disinterest and critical wisdom. It's what drew me to her. I felt that she had a primitive knowledge of human interaction that helped ease some of my deepest anxieties. Watching her smoke cigarettes down at the creek while we took our lunch break was both a spiritual and voyeuristic experience for me. She breathed a certain life into me which now puts me in debt to her forever. She would hate it if I truly thought about it in those terms, but it's what I feel to a certain extent. That's why I'll be driving like a mad man this evening on my way to Sin City. I know that she's more broken than ever and, although I expected this, I can't help but feel distraught by it all. I realize that I can't do much to heal the deeper pain. All I can offer are the handful of little triggers that I know capture her imagination and distract her from all of the bullshit. Small gestures and conversational points that aren't bounced away by her reserved, skeptical nature. These are precise aspects of my personality that she quietly adores. She loves to be enveloped by the streams of imagination and adventure that we kick up together. She used to say she couldn't believe I was real, or that I was younger than her. She once even stopped talking to me for a while, only to later confess to having done it with the intent of seeing what it would feel like to detox and then binge on me again. As I said, there is a foundation of romance between our friendship that has left an indelible mark on me. Nonetheless, I now have this feeling as if she's going to disappear into thin air. I guess I'll find out more about this feeling during the course of the weekend. I'll find out about it while we both sip on vodka lemonades and play blackjack. I'll find out about it while she hugs me and tells me about her crush who is a medical student. I'll find out about it while the fountains at the Bellagio dance. I'll find out about it while we're locked away in the bathroom with foreign971. I'll find out about it after two bottles of cheap wine from CVS. I'll find out about it during the afterparty at the designer's mansion. I'll find out about it while we both get erased by something that neither of us can point to. 

Café

Just here for friends

But did you steal my MDMA?


He wants you to take that L 

But he's already been shadowed in


You might as well not come back

I think I’m going to give you the company car


Oh it’s not that deep

I brag different because my bag different


Don’t forget about your mistakes 

Not being able to get an iced coffee was the low for sure


Let them eat cake

Because this man is too good to me


We were in Venice walking the wire

Then changed like a mood ring


Everything is around here if you think about it

I think that’s what I’m still trying to figure out


So you don’t get lonely that way?

We sure do love you


I have to see if the painting is about me

Because "is this what a feminist looks like?"


You don’t owe anyone an explanation

If the devil is an artist 


I hope we work the same schedule

Time is of the essence


Remember when you were nineteen

Idle hands are all I see


It’s better for us if you were humiliated

Since Los Angeles has the best donuts


Come for me

We don’t want to miss it goddammit 


Real boss shit 

You know what it is


There are many things a man can do with his time

I just know one day they'll pop off so big


Stop thinking so much Daddy

Order the Door Dash with the sauce


I’ve been seeing crows recently

Because you should probably delete your Twitter


Here’s a degree that gets you laid 

So that guy at table 301 makes more content