1. Is the girl you're texting schizophrenic or just secretly married?
2. Surprise, surprise! Local area girl who recently passed the California bar exam decides to move on from "pro" skater boyfriend.
3. Heterosexual creep gets hit on by homosexual creep: heterosexual creep now reconsidering everything.
4. Should be fun! Neoliberal pals needing to raise the stakes on their Sunday brunch conversations decide to start a podcast.
5. Guy has sex with one hot girl and all of the sudden "doing a lot better mentally."