I need the comp. I can’t live without it. Deciding to always be on edge is liberation. How you do anything is how you do everything. My bets are the edge. Because those will take you to the promise land. How about that 300 portrait. Get the coffers open, bitch.
Maheshate vs. Benitez
I don’t know, man. Yeah, Lennox, I’m coming for you. I’m coming for you. Yeah. Kind of a bad fight. I like the experience on Benitez. I also don’t know if Maheshate is all that tough. Analysis. Not betting this fight but I think Benitez ML. I think a little, like, just a little. Take this guy to middle of ocean.
Machado vs. Mayes
Hey guys, I know most of you are just employees, but have you ever seen a little baby sperm whale? Come closer and you’ll see this cute fucking guy. Yeah, get a good look at it. Our next whale. This one is Brazilian and throws more than 30 shots a round (unlike the other HWs who refuse to do a little more cardio) and might have legitimate mental issues. Talk about locker room head case. Machado just eats it and asks for more. Wallahi. I forgot to mention, he keeps the boxing straight and fast. Dreamy baby. Don’Tale shouldn’t be the easiest of outings but Machado ML 45% of the bank roll.
Hubbard vs. Figlak
Going with UFC experience here again. I don’t like betting against polish guys but I think Hubbard is hard to break down. That’s always tough to face when you’re first coming into the UFC. We will see. I put like 5% of my bank roll for this fight on Hubbard ML.
Yahya vs. Henry
Yahya getting disrespected I think. Throw $20 on the old bat (not like Henry is young either). Yahya ML.
Means vs. Medic
I rewatched Orolbai and Medic recently. Brought me back to earth on my thoughts regarding Mykytek. He’s still a beautiful caveman, I just don’t know if I’ll be betting on him against Brenner. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. What I’m also saying is that with Means at +230, 5% of my money this weekend goes to fraud checking Medic. Means ML.
Pearce vs. Onama
Very close fight. I’m not going to bet on it but I think the underdog Onama pulls it out for the 816. Onama ML.
Lane vs. Diniz
Parlay any bet you’re making this weekend with Diniz. Diniz ML.
Lipski vs. Silva
This is gonna be an ass kicking. My crush is going to get put on a ticket. 25% of my purse is on Karine Silva doing something very mean this Saturday night. Silva ML.
Spann vs. Guskov
I was wrong about Guskov. He looked really bad his first fight in the UFC then something has changed in his cardio. He’s been completely different. I’m betting Guskov and I could look stupid for doing so. Why? Because Spann has the reach, length, and speed advantage? Sure. However, Spann also has a considerable advantage in having donkey brains. That alone warrants the next 5% with Guskov ML.
Nicolau vs. Perez
I hate betting 125ers. It almost makes me nervous that I bet the last 15% of my bank roll on this card on Nicolau. Almost. I think Perez showed a lot of holes in his striking against Mokaev. Although he lost the fight due to wrestling, I think the boxing is an issue as well. Nicolau should be able to exploit this. That’s what I’m banking on. Nicolau ML.