I bet this card sucks ass. I bet we hate it. Most of the plans the UFC have carried out in the 2023 year seem to have fallen flat. The upsets were great, but it hasn’t been good enough. Other fight organizations are creeping up, so, this card better perform. Taking my talents to ONE Championship or PFL with Francis. With Francis.
I’m trying to make it rain. That’s all. Put on your party panties. I’m not your friend.
“We have chips to pick up.”
First fight, good fight, bet it small because I like getting warmed up. No gas Buzujka I hear is a beast. Debut might’ve been a fluke. 3 rounds I don’t like betting against explosive guys like that. Jamall by TKO first round $50. By decision worth it as well. I just don’t like Buzukja, despite the hype.
Josh Van vs. Kevin Borjas. I’m fading myself from what I said last week. Because, this week, we don’t bet against a South American. Because, this week, well, it’s a certain type of South American you don’t bet against. They want to hurt, they put that pressure on, they have their eyes wide open. You can see how much pain they’ve been through before your lights go out. Kev is going to put on a show for his UFC debut. I like mean guys that like to impose themselves like that quickly. +200 rat king shit.
Kang Kong. All my Korean brothers and sisters stand up. Whole gang here. I think Castaneda isn’t ready for the analytical game of Kang. The +116 feels nice. Kang by submission? Life, it’s full of twists and turns, the East and West. The wind blows here then there. The ball rolling in a court.
I just don’t like Jared Gordon. Could be a snooze. +160 something for the Dane is fun.
Tie Rebecki into your shit somehow…
Ricci is a great fighter and might be able to overcome Loopy’s special strength. +146 butter down to the socks.
Steve Erceg is similar to my good friend mentioned above, Borjas. From the southern hemisphere (opposite ends, depending how you view it, you Neoliberal) with a blood line full of anti social, violent, degenerates. I’d do -300 if it was out there.
Go, Diego, go! Brazilian junk yard dog. This man inspires me every day. +100 by his name is taken personally.
Benoit Saint-Denis is too nice with it. Frevola won’t be able to take the tenacity. He really fights like he’s been lodged away in a cabin in the Alps and they pony him around for these fights just to kill. If you have the money, do it.
Jessica Andrade is gonna beat up the model.
Main card blues tonight. I just know it.
Pavlovich was made in a lab. These are just two hippos fighting, I don’t know who would win between two equally skilled hippos fighting at the same weight. It ends quick, that’s it. Although I bet the over 1.5 rounds. Aspinall just might not be as tough as Pavlovich.
Betting against Poatan feels wrong, but Jiri is a bad dude. That keeping your hands down shit doesn’t work that well here. I never bet Poatan right besides when he fought D’Sean. +104 feels ok, not great.
NFL Week 10
Crumbs:
To cover. New England gets up for doorbell camera Bill. Minnesota with the early Dobbs magic. Tennessee, could be very wrong. Pittsburgh might actually pile it on this time. Arizona goes crazy with Kyler before they stink next week. Cowboys -17.5 is ok in this instance. New York Jets cover. Let me down last week, won’t do it twice, right? Fuck it, take Denver to cover.
Bread:
San Francisco at Jacksonville
Could be a trash game because neither of these offenses feel like they can take off. Jacksonville defense is the key. As long as they don’t start letting the offense get rhythm, Jacksonville will be fine. JAX ML.
Cleveland at Baltimore
Vegas says a touchdown and extra point but it won’t be. Baltimore has an elite defense that will force turnovers. Watson’s Story: A Disney Film. Pixar walks us through how Deshaun Watson became a bad quarterback. The highs, the lows. The people, the faces. BAL spread.
Houston at Cincinnati
CJ stroud keeps it going and upsets Joey Burkin Bags without Texas Tee. HOU spread.
Detroit at Los Angeles C.
I just like giving any MCDC team a section. I hope that defense comes up big in Los Angeles. Bites some knee caps. Chokehold on -13.5 Detroit. DET cover.
Washington at Seattle
I like the Washington upset here. Sam Howell isn’t bad. Could be better than Geno, or I’m just dumb. WAS cover.